If I were a girl Even just for a day I´d roll out of the bed in the morning And wonder what just happened to me Oh no don´t tell me they´re real ,Yeah I think they´re real!´ Something else is missing Where the heck´s my PEN15? If I were a girl Would I still look like a guy No I won´t put on make up But I might just wanna Give that bra a try If I were a girl I could mess with the guys No, no not like that I mean But if we get a nice dinner I´ll make sure they buy I could seduce them Show them my nice behind ,Yo Zach check out that... OMG! Ha gotcha´ you´re totally like guys! If I were a girl I´d have the nicest legs I refuse to cook in the kitchen But I´m pretty dang good with the microwave If I were a girl Please don´t get mad if I´m mean I´m not used to my body This monthly thing is kinda´ new to me No I don´t really know If I want to change back Because I like my new hair And the guys love my my, my, my, my FACE!!! (,WHAT???´) Oh if I were a girl I think I could understand How it feels to be a girl God please change me back to a man IF I WERE A GIRL...