Dirty Ball I heard a rumor that you died and went to hell but it was too cold for you and you never kiss and tell So you came back up to me just lookin' for something to do now aren't you glad you found me? Have I got just the thing for you Put your dirty love in a ball and bounce it off me Push me up against the dirty wall and squeeze it out of me My stance is too wide for that stall Are you gonna out me? Put your dirty love in a ball and bounce it off me Your face was a petunia Your body was glistening I tried and tried to tell ya' but you weren't listening You don't seem like yourself IS something wrong with you? Cause I've got just the thing to turn your grey skies to blue Put your dirty love in a ball and bounce it off me Push me up against the dirty wall and squeeze it out of me My stance is too wide for that stall Are you gonna out me? Put your love into a dirty ball and bounce it off me Cool times and tasty love await you Good vibes and Budweiser invade you Thank god my ball will never hate you Bounce! Bounce! Like a dog that don't come when ya call So goes my bouncing dirty ball When love gets angry and love gets mean You'll need a ball that's never clean Like a double down when stakes are high My dirty ball will never die When love consumes you in its fire Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher! Put your dirty love in a ball and bounce it off me Push me up against the dirty wall and squeeze it out of me My stance is too wide for that stall Are you gonna out me? Put your love into a dirty ball and bounce it off me Cool times and tasty love await you Good vibes and Budweiser invade you Thank god my ball will never hate you Thank god my ball will never hate you Thank god my ball will never hate you Thank god my ball will never hate you Thank god my ball will never hate you Thank god my ball will never hate you Thank god my ball will never hate you Thank god my ball will never hate you Thank god my ball will never hate you Thank god my ball will never hate you Thank god my ball will never hate you Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala Never hates you! My ball will never hate you! It never hates you!