I'm the lowest of the low I'm the sickest of the sick They let me out the funny farm Just to put me in the nick Then they let me outta the hole Just to crush me on the dole I'm the lowest of the low A rockin boppin lunatic Whack for me daddy I'm a rock'n'roll paddy Whack for me daddy I'm a rock'n'roll queen Whack for me daddy I'm a rock'n'roll paddy Stick another record in the record machine Here's to Geno, here's to Eddie Here's to sad songs Big O sings Here's a letter from Elvis Presley Big Tom is still the King I will stalk them in the back seats I will stalk them in the bars Rape their women and scare their children Burn them in their brand new cars