Intro (D) D G A D Well he yelled out from the back row look here preacher man D Bm A We all know you're new here but you need to understand D G A Bm Well It don't really scare us when you yell and shake your fist D A G You see we already know that hell exists G It's six months short of thirty years when the boss man lays you off D A No thankin' you no pair of shoes no shiny new gold watch D A D G It's payments that you can't make on a house that you can't sell Bm A G See a man don't have to die to go to hell Bm A D No you don't have to die to go to hell D G A D So tell us 'bout them angels and how they fly around and sing D Bm A Tell us how to get there 'cause we all want to be D G A Bm Restin' in the arms of Jesus no shame or pain or tears D A G There's hell enough to go around down here G It's a place out by the airport where the girls dance just for you D A And all you feel is drunk and broke and lonely when their through D A D G It's waking up with nothing but that stale tobacco smell Bm A G See a man don't have to die to go to hell Bm A D Nah you don't have to die to go to hell Bm G D Oooh oooh oooh ooohohhh Oooh oooh oooh ooohohhh ooohohhh Bm G A Oooh oooh oooh ooohohhh Oooh oooh oooh ooohohhh ooohohhh G It's every other weekend and wednesdays with your kid D A And knowin' that he'll hate you when he finds out what you did D A D G Cause you'd all still be together if you loved his momma well Bm A G There ain't no end to the stories we can tell Bm A D (D) Yeah a man don't have to die to go to hell D A D G So tell us bout them angels how they fly around and sing Bm G D Oooh oooh oooh ooohohhh Oooh oooh oooh ooohohhh ooohohhh Bm G D Oooh oooh oooh ooohohhh Oooh oooh oooh ooohohhh ooohohhh