WRONG NUMBER (Sonny & Cher) God knows I’m not the kind to look for trouble And if I ever see it coming be sure I’ll step aside But if I knew then what I know now, you’d hate me I'd stay in bed all day and try to hide I guess you could say it was a day like any other The sun was out and I was feeling fine The telephone rang and it was a wrong number That’s exactly what I told the fellow on the line Now don’t ask me how one thing led to another Me and that guy we talked for a long, long time By the time I finally put down my reciever I knew his name, and size, and shape and he knew mine Wouldn’t you know we rendezvoused that evening I was in love before I hit the chair Oh, he was tall, and tanned, a blue eyed golden angel I was mesmerized and all I did was stared Turns out he was a very talent fellow He was married and he had a lover too Cause his wife got smart and found out all about them He saved my life he used a decoy, you guessed who Every story has some kind of ending Yes this story has an ending too But it’s long and wrong and very complicated So I guess I’ll leave the ending up to you