You'll get accepted into yale But they'll excuse you when you fail You'll get a scholarship to brown But that color brings you down You'll go to colgate for a year In the fresh air up there You'll grow a habit hard to please From a semester overseas You're really not quite well You know that And everyone can tell You know the reasons to stay indoors You don't need anymore you remind me of the man I once was And some say I still am You'll land a job right out of school While your friends do something cool You'll get politically involved But your actions lack resolve You'll play the loner for awhile Dressed in black and creepy vibes You'll stay inside for weeks on end With imaginary friends You're really not quite well You know that And everyone can tell You know the reasons to stay indoors You don't need anymore You remind me of the man I once was And some say I still am