Biggest & the Best Nobody is perfect but I'm pretty fucking close and I'm here to give you all a heavy heavenly dose I think you'd better listen 'cos I know who you are and I think that you should treat me like a superstar because I'm more than just a human I'm a gift to all of you and I'm here to make sure that my message gets through I wonder if you're really all as dumb as you look or are you smart enough to learn the rules in my book I hope you understand that the knowledge I bring puts me in the position of a god or a king 'cos I'm blessed with the gift of the magic touch and I wouldn't say that I'm asking for to much all you have to do is get down on your knees and pray and I promise you the remedy is on its way but you can never be like me so don't waste your time because I reign supreme and my position is divine What's wrong with being self possessed? Nobody's satisfied with being second best I've got the gift and I know that I'm blessed and I've got to get it off my chest I'm the biggest the best better than the rest, better than the rest I'm the biggest the best better than the rest, better than the rest I'm the biggest the best better than the rest, better than the rest I'm the biggest the best better than the rest, better than the rest I'm not afraid of competition 'cos I know that I'm the best and you haven't got a chance to even pass my little test Even if you wanted to you couldn't pay the price there ain't no room for losers in my perfect paradise 'cos life is always based upon the weight of your success so I'll make sure that I get the most and nothing less If I love myself then everyone will love me to and there's nothing you can do for me that I can't do Chorus So welcome to my kingdom and enjoy your little stay Even if you can't afford it I'll still make you pay so you'd better come and get it and enjoy it while you can don't tell me that you're dumb enough to think I give a damn I couldn't care less about what you achieve and there's only one thing that you have to believe the only thing important that you have to understand is that no matter what you say it's still a god I really am