sampled, ^.. crowd/chorus All right, sorry we're late But here we are, for one night only! Live on stage ?out on video? ^{JAMS have a party JAMS have a party JAMS have a party JAMS have a party} All we need is a beatbox for people who only need a beat You may want to hear some scratching just to hear a DJ scratch Got to have some House so let the master play his tune ? or maybe 'this is the beat' ? Stop playing trumpet Did you hear what I ?meant? ^{Mu! Mu!} build a fire ^{Mu! Mu!} stoke it good ^{Mu! Mu!} throw them on ^{Mu! Mu!} and watch the bastards burn ^{JAMS have a party JAMS have a party JAMS have a party JAMS have a party} Burn the bastards all right then take me to the bells just take me to the bells I wanna hear the bells ^{Mu! Mu!} Five to twelve ^{Mu! Mu!} almost gone ^{Mu! Mu!} 1987 ^{Mu! Mu!} what the fuck have we done? ^{JAMS have a party JAMS have a party JAMS have a party JAMS have a party} Alright, let's groove! ^{JAMS have a party JAMS have a party} Oh play that beat ^{JAMS have a party JAMS have a party} {And a very happy new year, from BBC1} Hey Rockman, this party's crap Do you know any others? Yeah? Well let's get there before the booze runs out and the ----cks have gone. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ha! that's what they thought until I came along an put 'em straight! Me? I'm Ford Timelord, and the only party worth going to is... Is the one to celebrate your own number one hit single. Course, I had to arrange a few things first, like this....