I went balling the other night I started drinking and got real tight I blew each and all my friends I felt so good I had to blow it again I said Hey bartender Hey man, looka here A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer Well I saw a chick sitting on the end I said Baby can't we be friends You're looking sweet as you can be Well come on down and drink with me I said Hey bartender Hey man looka here Draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer Elwood! Well we was having so much fun I didn't know it was half past one I turned around to have on more I looked at the clock and it was half past four Hey bartender Hey man look a here A draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beer Well jukebox girl is everything All the cats began to sing I heard somebody called and said Last round for alcohol I said Hey bartender Hey bartender Hey bartender Hey bartender Draw one, two, three, four glasses of beer