To^Cnight the c^Gity is f^Full of whores^C and a^Cll the toi^Flets are overf^Clowing There's sho^Cpping ma^Glls coming o^Fut of the w^Calls as we w^Calk out a^Fmong the ma^Gnure ^DThat's why^{F Eb D} I pay no mind^{F Eb C} TGive the finger to the rock and roll singer as he's dancing upon your paycheck The sales climb high through the garbage pail sky like a giant dildo crushing the sun that's why I pay no mind I sleep in slime I just got signed So get out your lead pipe pipe dreams get out your ten-foot flags The insects are huge and the poison's all been used and the drugs won't kill your day job That's why I pay no mind