Intro: ^{A, C#mi/G#, F#mi, F#mi D, A/C#, Bmi, A, Esus4, E} Verse 1: ^AI know I have good judgment, ^F#7I know I have good taste It's ^Bmifunny and it's ironic that only I feel that way I ^Dpromise 'em that you're different and ev^A/C#eryone makes mistakes But ^{Esus4, E}just don't ^AI heard that you're an actor, so ^F#7act like a stand-up guy What^Bmiever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight I ^Dtell them it's just your culture, and ^A/C#everyone rolls their eyes Yeah, ^Esus4I know ^EAll I'm asking, baby Chorus: ^APlease, please,^C#mi/G# please Don't prove I'm ^F#miright And ^Dplease, ^A/C#please, ^Bmipl?ase Don't ^Abring me to ^Esus4tears Wh?n I just did my ^Emakeup so nice ^AHeartbreak is one thing, my eg^C#mi/G#o's another I ^F#mibeg you don't embarrass me, motherfucker ^{D, A/C#, Bmi}Ah-ooh ^APlease, please, ^{Esus4, E}please Verse 2: ^CI have a fun idea, babe, ^A7maybe just stay inside I ^Dmiknow you're craving some fresh air but the ceiling fan is so nice And ^Fwe could live so happily if n^C/Eo one knows that you're with me I'm just ^Gkidding, really, really, really Chorus: ^APlease, please,^C#mi/G# please Don't prove I'm ^F#miright And ^Dplease, ^A/C#please, ^Bmipl?ase Don't ^Abring me to ^Esus4tears Wh?n I just did my ^Emakeup so nice ^AHeartbreak is one thing, my eg^C#mi/G#o's another I ^F#mibeg you don't embarrass me, motherfucker ^{D, A/C#, Bmi}Ah-ooh ^APlease, please, ^{Esus4, E}please Outro: ^D If you wanna ^Ego and be stupid Don't^A do it in front of ^C7me ^D If you don't wanna ^Ecry to my music Don't^A make me hate you proli^C7fically ^D Please, please, ^Eplease (Please) Please, please, ^Aplease (Please) ^C#mi/G#Please (Please), ^F#miplease (Please), ^Eplease (Please) ^D Please (Ah-ah-ah^{Dmi, A})