I should be standing at the bar Waving a ten pound note around But I sit here on the sofa at my girl’s house I should be chatting shit as I’m nubbing out another snout But I’ll roach a spliff watching the TV for now I should be watching the fruit machines For which one will pay out But I sit on the sofa at my girls Any how I should be legging it from a cab Like a mad little lout But I’ll roach a spliff watching the TV Throughout I know I never tell her But every single day man I’m always thinking loads about her She’s the best thing that ever happened to me And I don’t know what I’d do without her I should actually go out and about Flip some beer mats Instead of sitting her at my girls gaff Because all I seem to do is sit in this habitat Just roaching a spliff, watching the TV and that And the TV at my house is a bit broken on the back So I use my girls TV to watch the match Yeah, I might head out later To get off this beaten track Of watching the TV, roaching up I’m the same old man I know I never tell her But every single day man I’m always thinking loads about her She’s the best thing that ever happened to me And I don’t know what I’d do without her But on second thought So why don’t you shots No, I think I’ll sit on the sofa And eat my TV meal I would actually much prefer to just sit here and chill Roaching a spliff, watching East Enders or the Bill Because basically I love her And I love being here still And I love sitting on the sofa With my girl For real I don’t want to knock my mates But there it’s the same old drill Roaching a spliff and watching the TV is my will I know I never tell her But every single day man I’m always thinking loads about her She’s the best thing that ever happened to me And I don’t know what I’d do without her No fuck that I might ask my mates where they’ll be drinking From the sofa, giving them a ding Tell them I will go three's on that gram Later on this evening Instead of roaching a spliff, watching the TV again And then go out whilst back at her’s She does her thing Sitting on the sofa at her end But as I watch the big screen I know I will quite miss Me and her roaching a spliff Watching the TV again I know I never tell her But every single day man I’m always thinking loads about her That’s exactly what I’m talking about She’s the best thing that ever happened to me I wouldn’t have it any other way I’ll tell you this And I don’t know what I’d do without her I know I never tell her There’s a whole world out there But every single day man A whole world I’m always thinking loads about her She’s the best thing that ever happened to me But do I give her Do you know what I mean And I don’t know what I’d do without her There’s a whole world out there I’ve got one package Of rizzler over there but it’s nearly run out I’ve got bits of cigarette All over the place Mmmmhmmm The clipper needs a shake The ashtray needs emptying But I wouldn’t have it any other way I said I wouldn’t have it any other way I said I wouldn’t have it any other way I wouldn’t have it any other way I wouldn’t have it any other way I wouldn’t have it any other way I wouldn’t have it any other way oooohoooo No I wouldn’t No I wouldn’t I said the ashtray needs emptying I said the clipper needs a shake But I Need the same thing as yesterday Hey hey Ho ho I wouldn’t have it any other way I wouldn’t have it any other way