everybody shouts on I Love Lucy Pee Wee reads the evening news a pre-owned song or a second-hand Uzi everybody got a job to lose here come the golden oldies here come the Hizbollah businessmen from South Miami humming AOR meanwhile... I like Cal and his dog Napalm I like Ike and his itty-bitty A-bomb everybody got one, I want mine you can order it up on Channel Nine meanwhile, in the Sheraton Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on there was a time but it's long gone Janie got a crush on the Vietcong burning through downtown Saigon me I'm sold - down the Mekong meanwhile, in the Sheraton Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on guns and cars and accidents the threatened witness my defence you can sell one another for fifteen cents well bye-bye mother, it's common sense meanwhile, in the Sheraton Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on everybody shouts on I Love Lucy Pee Wee reads the evening news a pre-owned song or a second-hand Uzi everybody got a job to lose here come the golden oldies here come the Hizbollah businessmen from South Miami humming AOR meanwhile, in the Sheraton Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on