Toby: Ladies and gentlemen May I have your attention, please? Are your nostrils aquiver and tingling As well at that delicate, luscious ambrosial smell? Yes they are, I can tell Well, ladies and gentlemen That aroma enriching the breeze Is like nothing compared to its succulent source As the gourmets among you will tell you, of course Ladies and gentlemen You cant imagine the rapture in store Just inside of this door! There youll sample Mrs. Lovetts meat pies Savoury and sweet pies, as youll see You who eat pies - Mrs. Lovetts meat pies Conjure up the treat pies used to be Mrs. Lovett:Toby Toby:Coming Mrs. Lovett: Ale there! Toby: Right, Mum! Mrs. Lovett: Quick now Nice to see you, dearie How are you been keeping Cor, me bones is weary Toby! -- One for the gentleman Hear the birdies cheeping Helps to keep it cheery Toby! -- Throw the old woman out! Whats my secret Frankly, dear, forgive my candor Family secret All to do with herbs Things like bein careful with your coriander Thats what makes the gravy grander! [Instrumental] BOTH: Eat them slow and feel the crust, how thin I (she) rolled it Eat them slow cos every ones a prize Eat them slow cos thats the lot and now weve sold it Come again tomorrow! Mrs. Lovett: Hold it! Bless my eyes Fresh supplies [Simultaneously:] Mrs. Lovett: How about it, dearie Be here in a twinkling Just confirms my theory Toby! -- God watches over us Didnt have an inkling Positively eerie Toby: Is that a pie fit for a king A wondrous sweet and most delectable thing You see, Mum, why there is no meat pie Mrs. Lovett: Toby! -- Throw the old woman out!