^G It may not feel too classy ^{C G} Begging just to eat ^D But you know who does that? ^{Am D} Lassie, and she always gets a treat ^G So you wonder what your part is ^{C G} Cause you’re homeless and depressed ^D But home is where the heart is ^{Am C D} So your real home’s in your chest ^{G D C} Everyone’s a hero in their own way ^{Am C D} Everyone’s got villains they must face ^B They’re not as cool as mine ^C But folks you’ll know it’s fine ^D To know your place ^{G D C} Everyone’s a hero in their way ^{Am C D G} In their own, not that heroic way ^G So I thank my girlfriend, Penny ^{C G} Yeah, we totally had sex ^D She showed me there’s so many ^{Am D} Different muscles I can flex ^G There’s the deltoids of compassion ^{C G} There’s the abs of being kind ^D It’s not enough to bash in heads ^{Am C D} You’ve got to bash in minds ^{G D C} Everyone’s a hero in their own way ^{Am C D} Everyone’s got something they can do ^B Get up, go out and fly ^{C D} Especially that guy, he smells like poo! ^{G D C} Everyone’s a hero in their own way ^{Am C D G} You and you and mostly me and you ^F I’m poverty’s new sheriff ^C And I’m bashing in the slums ^{F C/E} A hero doesn’t care if you’re ^{F C A/C# D} A bunch of sca-ry al-co-ho-lic bums ^Eb Everybody! ^{Ab Eb Db} Everyone’s a hero in their own way ^{Bbm Db Eb} Everyone can blaze a hero’s trail ^C Don’t worry if it’s hard ^Db If you’re not a friggin tard ^Eb You will prevail ^{Ab Eb Db} Everyone’s a hero in their own way ^{Bbm Db Eb Ab} Everyone’s a hero in their- (way)