Alas Agnes Agnes it all ended up in tears Well we were an odd couple you and I In our strange and original attire I thought, I thought it was love at first sight My mother, my mother, she shivered with fright Well I couldn't tell if you were boy or girl My mind was in such a swirl I couldn't tell if you were boy or girl True love roams, it roams where it will Alas, Oh Agnes I still adore you, oh Agnes Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes Agnes it all ended up in tears Mind, you still have your souvenirs You've got scars from head to toe It's getting hard to tell your friends from foe Well, you picked me up at King's Cross station After my backstreet operation You broke me, you broke the painful news You dumped me, you dumped me for a pretty young muse Well my lessons they are there to learn My scars are caused by cigarette burns I have no memories and I spend all day Balancing the porcelain Alas, Oh Agnes I still adore you, oh Agnes Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes Oh Agnes I adore you Oh Agnes I adore you Oh Agnes I adore you Oh Agnes I still adore you