Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason to live Got no reason to live They got little hands, little eyes They walk around telling great big lies They got little noses and tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet Well I don’t want no short people Don’t want no short people Don’t want no short people ‘round here Short people are just the same as You and I A fool such as I All men are brothers until the day they die It’s a wonderful world Short people got nobody Short people got nobody Short people got nobody to love Got nobody to love They got little baby legs, they stand so low You got to pick’em up just to say hello They got little cars that go beep beep beep They got little voices goin’ peep peep peep Well I don’t want no short people Don’t want no short people Don’t want no short people ‘round here