((((Up and down strokes for every chord)))) Bm Am It was the blackest night! E Am There was no moon in sight! Bm Am (you know the stars ain't shinin' E Am 'cause the sky's too tight) Bm Am I heard the scary wind! E Am I seen some ugly trees! Bm Am There was a werewolf honkin', E Am 'long the side of me! Bm Am E Am I'm mean 'n I'm bad, (y'know I ain't no sissy) Bm Am E Am Got a big-titty girly by the name of 'chrissy' Bm Am E Am Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me... Bm Am E Am E Am 'n this ride up the mountain of my-stery, (my-stery) (Bm,Am,E,Am X2) Bm Am I noticed even the crickets E Am Acted weird up here Bm Am And so I figured I might E Am Just drink a little beer Bm Am E Am I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin' on... Bm Am But there was no reply E Am 'cause she was gone! Bm Am E Am where's those titties I like so well, Bm Am 'n' my goddam beer! E Am Bm Am Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise E Am Bm Am Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the devil! E Am (he's about this big!) Bm Am He had a red suit on E Am An' a widow's peak Bm Am An' then a pointed tail E Am 'n like a sulphur reek, Bm Am Yes, it was him awright, E Am I swear I knowed it was! Bm Am He had some human flesh E Am Stuck under-neath his claws Bm Am You know, it looked to me E Am Like it was titty skin! Bm Am I said, you son-of-a-bitch! E Am ('cause I was mad at him!) Bm Am He just got out his floss E Am 'n started cleanin' his fang Bm Am So I shot him with my shooter, Bm Am Fm Said: bang! bang! bang! ((((Just downward strokes on this part)))) Bm Am E Fm Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: put it away! Bm Am You know, I ate her all up...now what you E Fm Gonna say? Bm Am You ate my chrissy? E Fm yeah! titties 'n all! Bm Am Well what about the beer then? E Fm now, were the cans this tall? Bm Am Even her boots? E Fm would I lie to you? Bm Fm Shit, you musta been hungry! E Fm yeah, this is true. Bm Am Don't they pay you good for the E Fm Stuff that you do? Bm Am E Fm well, you know, I can't com-plain when the checks come through... Bm Am Well I want my chrissy, Oh yeah? E Fm 'n I want my beer Hah! Bm Am So you just barf it back up! E Fm Now, devil, do you hear? Bm Am E Fm blow it out your ass, motor-cycle man! Bm Am E Fm I mean, I am the devil, do you under-stand? Bm Am Just what will you give me for your E Fm Titties and beer? Bm Am I suppose you noticed this little E Fm Contract here... Bm Am E Fm Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore! Don't call me that! Bm Am That's about the only reason E Fm I learned writin' for! Bm Am E Fm Gimme that paper! bet yer horns I'll sign! Bm Am E Because I need a beer, 'n it's titty- Fm Squeezin' time! Bm Am E Fm man, you can't fool me! you ain't that bad! Oh yeah? Bm Am E Fm Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that I've had! Bm Am E Fm There was milhous nixon 'n agnew too! Bm Am E Fm 'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you! Bm Am E Let's make a deal if you think Fm That's true Bm Am E I mean, you're supposed to be the devil so...whatcha Fm Gonna do? Heh? Bm Am E Fm wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say... Bm Am That you want to make a deal with me... E Fm that's very, very true Bm Am E Fm I'm only inte-rested in two things yeah? Bm Am E Fm See if you can guess what they are Bm Am E Fm i would think...uh...let's see, maybe stravinsky... Bm Am E Fm i'll give you two clues. let go of your pickle Bm what? Am E Fm let go of your pickle! Bm Am i'm not holding my pickle E Fm Bm well, who's hold-ing your pickle then? Am E Fm Bm i don't know...she's out in the audience... Am E Fm Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold Bm Am E Fm My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage? Bm Am E i'm only interested in two things, and that's Fm Titties and beer Bm Am You know what I mean? E Fm what? ((((Increase speed here)))) Bm Am Titties and beer E Fm Titties and beer Bm Am Titties and beer E Fm Titties and beer Bm Am Titties and beer E Fm Titties and beer Bm Titties and beer! Am Titties and beer! E Titties and beer! Fm Titties and beer! Bm Am E Fm no! don't sign it! give me time to think... Bm Am E Fm I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink! ((((Up and down strokes again from now on)))) Bm Am And then the devil let go of his pickle E Am Bm And out come my girl, there was her titties Am Flop-floppin'...all around the world Bm Am E Am She said i got me three beers and a fistful of downs Bm Am E Am And I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns! Bm Am E Am Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff Bm Am That's when the devil, he farted E Am And she went right over the cliff! Bm Am E Am The devil was mad, I took off to my pad Bm Am I swear I do de-clare! E Am How did she get back there?