Pimp Like Me ^Eminem G-sh*t ^Bizarre What up? I gotta tell you mtoherf*ckers the truth This is straight G-sh*t And all you can do is respect it ^Swifty Well I'ma state my name Swift McVay None of y'all niggas got sh*t to say Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee Plus I'm big headed running things my way A selfish man The back of the hand We slapping the hell outta hoes because I can Prostitute I want my loot And I don't give a f*ck about your broke ass man and Y'all giving niggas what they need and Till b***hes understand the meaning Swift McVeigh is blowing up Corvarciet till I'm throwing up Wanna player hate me b***h so what? What's your function? Where's your bucks? All you wanna do is wanna stick him up You wanna rob me but I got too much D12 naturally lifted You niggas better duck when I cock the biscuit You f*ck with me I f*ck with you Your entourage, nigga, f*ck them too I got grenades What the hell you little 22 gon' do? (Y'all ain't gon' shoot) Y'all major soft Cops get mad cuz I paid 'em off (what) Made 'em cough (ya) Blood and sh*t (ha) That's what the hell y'all motherf*ckers get We runs this b***h So, hey, you ain't gotta be scared to f*ck (f'real) If he want head then prepare to suck (do it) Even if the nigga don't care to nutt For every stroke it's a hundred bucks Respect the game You just a sl*t So open your legs up and get my guts(??) (b***h) ^{Chorus: Eminem (Dina Rae)} You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty ass (hoe) I'm your pimp You my b***h You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty ass (hoe) I'm your pimp You my b***h You just a (hoe) You just my (hoe) Dirty ass (hoe) I'm your pimp You my b***h Go get my (dough) Go bring me my (dough) Dirty ass (hoe) I'm your pimp You my b***h ^Proof I do spit game No longer than my name The way my chain hang My nuts do the same Don't pay pussy Pussy pay me b***h, sl*t, hoe, or lady And knowing the fact I was born to mac That's why I got a hoe in the back Blowing my sack Got good game It's a hood thang Got a huge brain Loot of pootang But I'm all bank Run that cheese Tell that trick nigga (come back please) I'm a L-7 that's a square You my bottom hoe You gotta know Off to a plan to make a lot of dough So suck fast b***h and swallow slow b***h quit talking back Now walk the track ^{Kon Artis} I don't pay for ass You pump my gas You get slapped for a short of cash I get whip lashed when I hit the gas And holler out the window with hash Where's my scratch? b***h, that's it Suck it, stroke it, make me rich Cuz a token of my appreciation it's Another client for you to hit I don't give a f*ck if you gotta go home to the kids You shoulda picked another occupation trick You stuck with me f*ck with me and I'ma smack you up in this truck You must have lost your mind or something Crying and whining like you dying and suffering Go suck some head until it ???? for ??????? You don't work You make nothing I'm just another case of a lazy husband ^Kuniva I want the paper stacked Buy you an outfit it Then take it back When you page me b***h I never page you back You only act a certain way that I make you act Hoes recognize and niggas do too Cuz they realize that niggas who shoot Don't like a chick that act too cute b***h hold my gat down when I shoot hoops And don't be calling me all kind of questions All harrassing me calling stress in Or I may have to release some aggression And beat you to death and Teach you a lesson Looking for handouts Like you my damn spouse Pull your pants down And f*ck my mans now Shut your damn mouth Or get in the damn house Open the damn blouse And suck on my damn crouch Chorus ^Bizarre Love the pussy Sell that pussy b***h Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich You gotta itch You f*cking dirty b***h Now get on the corner and start sucking some d*ck Niggas want pussy And I need cash So mom get out there and start selling your dirty ass Bizarre quick to hit 'em Then stick 'em f*ck it I'll let you hear one of my victims (Somebody help, I'm on Seven Mile and Muriel, NO) Shut up b***h you talk too much And about to get f*cked in your dirty butt Never seen a pimp like me out here whoring Shut your f*cking mouth and you'll be out in the morning Cuz I'm the dirtiest pimp you ever heard of Give me my 5000 and take this cheeseburger (b***h) Go suck d*ck at a bachelor party So what if you on your period Blood never hurt nobody Chorus That's all you is You just a dirty ass b***h Dirty ass, nasty ass, stanky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass b***h But I love you Kim ^{Outro: Kuniva as Rondell Beene} And there you have it goddammit The fundamentals of pimping You heard it here first From the dirtiest dozen you've ever seen in your goddamn life Well this is Rondell Beene on the scene And we keep the pussy hole smiling Because we all been wilding Know what I'm saying? f*ck what everybody else be talking 'bout We letting you know right here That pimping ain't dead We love getting head In dirty ass bed That's just what we do You know we were throwing herion parties back in 1968 The pussy is all great I see you at eight b***h