Intro slide tab: E-------------------- B------5-----7-----5- G----/5-5--/7-7--/5-5 D----/5----/7----/5-- A-------------------- E-------------------- C Dadd4/add2 |-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-| |-1-------1---1-------1---1---1-|-1-/-3---3---3-------3---3---3-| |-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-| |-2-------2---2-------2---2---2-|-2-/-4---4---4-------4---4---4-| |-3-------3---3-------3---3---3-|-3-/-5---5---5-------5---5---5-| |-------------------------------|-------------------------------| C |-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-| |-3--1---1---1-------1---1---1-|-1-------1---1-------1---1---1-| |-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-|-0-------0---0-------0---0---0-| |-4--2---2---2-------2---2---2-|-2-------2---2-------2---2---2-| |-5--3---3---3-------3---3---3-|-3-------3---3-------3---3---3-| |-------------------------------|-------------------------------| Repeat 4 measures. VERSE: C Dadd4/add2 C Mott the Hoople and the game of Life, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. C Dadd4/add2 C Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. C Dadd4/add2 C Monopoly, Twenty-one, checkers, and chess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. C Dadd4/add2 C Mister Fred Blassie, and a breakfast mess, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. C Dadd4/add2 C Let's play Twister, let's play Risk, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. C Dadd4/add2 C I'll see you heaven if you make the list, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Am G Am G Now Andy did you hear about this one, tell me are you locked in the punch? Am G C D Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch? G Am C(III) Bm G Am D If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C(III) Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool. C Dadd4/add2 C Moses went walking with the staff of wood, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. C Dadd4/add2 C Newton got beaned by the apple good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. C Dadd4/add2 C Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. C Dadd4/add2 C Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Am G Am G Now Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch? Am G C D Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are you having fun? G Am C(III) Bm G Am D If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C(III) Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool. {Guitar Solo #1:} Em D Em E-|---------12------------|-------------------------|--------12---------------| B-|-/-12---------12---12--|---------7----8p7-----0--|-/-12--------12---12-----| G-|-----------------------|-----------7-------7-----|-------------------------| D-|-----------------------|--/-7--------------------|-------------------------| A-|-----------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| E-|-----------------------|-------------------------|-------------------------| D Em D E-|------------------------|---------12------------|--------------------------| B-|-------7-----8p7------0-|--/-12--------12---12--|---------7--------7-------| G-|---------7---------7----|-----------------------|------7-----7-------------| D-|-/-7--------------------|-----------------------|-/-7-----------7----------| A-|------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------| E-|------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------| D E-|------------------------|--------------------------------------------------| B-|-/-------7----8p7-------|--------------------------------------------------| G-|---7----------------7---|--------------------------------------------------| D-|------7-----------------|--------------------------------------------------| A-|------------------------|--------------------------------------------------| E-|------------------------|--------------------------------------------------| C Dadd4/add2 C Here's a little agit for the never believer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C Dadd4/add2 C Here's a little ghost for the offering, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C Dadd4/add2 C Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C Dadd4/add2 C Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Am G Am G Now Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me are you locked in the punch? Am G C D Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we losing touch? {Guitar Solo #2:} Em D E-|-/12-----12-------------|-------------------------------| B-|-/12-----------12-------|--------7-------8p7---------0--| G-|-/12----------------12--|------------7-----------7------| D-|------------------------|--/-7--------------------------| A-|------------------------|-------------------------------| E-|------------------------|-------------------------------| Em D E-|---------12---------------|------------------------------|-----------------| B-|-/12-----------12---------|------7-------8p7----------0--|-----------------| G-|-/12-----------------12--|--7-------7---------7---------|-----------------| D-|--------------------------|------------------------7-----|-----------------| A-|--------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------| E-|--------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------| Em D E-|-------12------------------|------------------------|----------------------| B-|-/12--------12---------0---|---------7-----------7--|--------7---8p7---7---| G-|-/12-------------12--------|--/7---------7----------|-7--------------------| D-|---------------------------|--/7-------------7------|----7-----------------| A-|---------------------------|------------------------|----------------------| E-|---------------------------|------------------------|----------------------| G Am C(III) Bm G Am D If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C(III) Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool. G Am C(III) Bm G Am D If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C(III) Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool. G Am C(III) Bm G Am D If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon. G Am C(III) Bm Am If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool.