There's a submarine in the garden Yeah there's life on mars I swim around this goldfish bowl I stare a lot at cars My words fall into the carpet When the television's on I blow upon the dandelion And think about the bomb Cos I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow I don't know who I am in the here and now I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow I don't know who I am in the here and now I have chemicals for breakfast And they don't come from Japan It's supposed to be a secret But they're grown in Amsterdam Yeah Heaven's not above us and Hell is not below It's whatever they wanna tell ya And what we'll ever know Cos I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow I don't know who I am in the here and now I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow I don't know who I am in the here and now 2x So you think you've got the wisdom To bend and not to freeze I was speaking to a vegetarian Who had the same disease I sit and watch big brother but I'm not allowed to say But then one thing and another And I just get carried away Cos I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow I don't know who I am in the here and now I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm madder than a cow I don't know who I am in the here and now 3x