Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma Straight out of tailor, Joe C. Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know and she stinks like shit! Remember back when, the day when she was skinny, Now she's fucked, people still thinks she's pretty I Just laugh, and walk on past saying: "Shit, god damn thats a big fat ass!" Should fuck that slut, she's a big fat trip, But I still let her suck this ten foot dick! Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Cliq I don't know much, But I know this shit: Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat Bitch! Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch She's a three toed stank ass cross-eyed bitch! Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu... My homme named Kyle lives up the block, He's Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock! Non stop, she's a sight to see, A real sloppy bitch that does right by me. She might be the best suck in the Mountians, Ten times a week, but shit, who's counting? I'm astounded by the things she does, She's the suckinist, fuckinist freak there ever was! She aint a slut she's a supper groupie, and I Pass that bitch around like a dubbie! I don't Know much, but I know this: Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch! Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch She's a three toed stank ass cross-eyed bitch! Oh, shit.... Tell 'em Joe Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool, I might be a fuck, but I ain't no fool! I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder, Cause Kyles mom trippin' on 'EX' so I bought her, Then I sold her, cause I'm like that little freak ass pimp, But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy, Colorodo Bitches aint shit but yuppies. Wut up, I'm the J-O-E to the Mother Fucking C In the place to be, I don't Know much but I know this, Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bi-atch! Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch She's a three toed stank ass cross-eyed bitch! You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock, The Twisted Brown Mother Fucking Trucker, This Goes out to all the Fat Bitches... Yo, Yo, time to make some wine