Youd Be Surprised He's not so good in a crowd, but when you get him alone - you'd be surprised He isn't much at a dance, but then when he takes you home - you'd be surprised Refrain He doesn't look like much of a lover don't judge a book by its cover he's got the face of an angel but there's a devil in his eyes He's such a delicate thing, but when he starts into squeeze - you'd be surprised He doesn't look very strong, but when you sit on his knees - you'd be surprised At a party or at a ball, I've got to admit, he's nothing at all, but in a marvous chair - you'd be surprised Refrain He doesn't say very much, but when he starts in to speak - you'd be surprised He's not so good at the start, but at the end of the week - you would be surprised On a street car or in a train, you think he was born without any brain, but in a taxi cab, and when he starts to grab, I said a taxi cab - you would be surprised This one's a real danger!