One of my favorite Zappa songs!!! Send me Zappa requests!!! Nen, nen, nen-nen-nen, nen-nen-nen. Nen, nen, nen-nen-nen, nen-nen-nen. E------------------------------| B------------------------------| G------------------------------| D------------------------------| 2x A-2---2---2--------2--2---2----| E------------4--2--------------| Nen, nen, nen-nen-nen, nen-nen-nen. Nen, nen, nen-nen-nen, nen-nen-nen. E------------------------------| B------------------------------| G------------------------------| D------------------------------| 2x A-6---6---6--4-----6--6---6----| E---------------7--------------| Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn (du miserabler hurensohn) E-----------------------------------------------------| B-.---------------------------------------------------| G-4-------------------.-------------------------------| D----4---4--6-6-6-6/7-7--4/6-\4~~~~-------------------| A-----------------------------------------------------| E-----------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-6-7\--| Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn E-----------------------------------| B-.---------------------------------| G-4-------------------.-------------| D----4---4--6-6-6-6/7-7--4/6-\4~~~~~| A-----------------------------------| E-----------------------------------| Streck ihn aus, Streck aus deinen heifien gelockten. Streck ihn aus, Streck aus deinen heifien gelockten. Streck ihn aus, Streck aus deinen heifien gelockten. E--------------|--------------------------------|----| B--Guitar 2----|--------Guitar 1----------------|----| G--------------|-.--------------------------.---|----| D--------------|-6--4---4--4--6--6--4--6/9--6---|-3x-| A--------------|--------------------------------|----| E-7---6---5----|--------------------------------|----| Schawnz, Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh! E----------------------| B----Guitar 1----------| G----------------------| D-8----8h9--8h9--6~~~~~| A----------------------| E----------------------| Mach es sehr schnell, Rein und raus, Magisches Schwein Mach es sehr schnell, Rein und raus, Magisches Schwein E----------------------------------------------------| B---------------.-------------------------.----------| G---------------7---7---------------------7---7------| D-----------------------9\-----------------------9\--| 2x A-5--5--5---------------------5---5------------------| E----------7~~~----------------------7\--------------| Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt...Feuer! Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt...Feuer! E---------------------------------------------------------| B------------------------D--D-U-D--D-D----D--D-U-D--D-D---| G---------------------------------------------------------| 2x D-----------.---.--------9--9-9-9--9-9\---9--9-9-9--9-9\--| A-------.---5---7---9\---9--9-9-9--9-9\---9--9-9-9--9-9\--| E-5--5--7----------------7--7-7-7--7-7\---7--7-7-7--7-7\--| Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! E---------------------------------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------12------12------12--------| G--------------------------------------9/11----9/11----9/11----9p7----| 4x D-------9--7~~~9--7~~~9--------------------------------------------9--| A------------------------5b-------------------------------------------| E-7--7----------------------7--5--7-----------------------------------| SY BORG: Pick me...I'm clean... I am also programmed for conversational English. E------------------------------| B------------------------------| G------------------------------| D------------------------------| 2x A-2---2---2--------2--2---2----| E------------4--2--------------| Nen, nen, nen-nen-nen, nen-nen-nen. Nen, nen, nen-nen-nen, nen-nen-nen. E------------------------------| B------------------------------| G------------------------------| D------------------------------| 2x A-6---6---6--4-----6--6---6----| E---------------7--------------| SY BORG: May I have this dance? JOE: I've got a better idea... Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch (You ugly son of a bitch) E-------------------------------------------------------------| B-.-----------------------------------------------------------| G-4--.--------------------------------------------------------| D----4---4--6---6--7---7--4---6--4~~~-------------------------| A-------------------------------------------------------------| E------------------------------------5--5---5--5---5--6---7\--| Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch E-------------------------------------| B-.-----------------------------------| G-4--.----------------.---------------| D----4---4--6---6--7---7--4---6--4~~~~| A-------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------| Stick it out, Stick out yer hot curly weenie Stick it out, Stick out yer hot curly weenie Stick it out, Stick out yer hot curly weenie E--------------|-----------------------------|----| B--Guitar 2----|--------Guitar 1-------------|----| G--------------|-.--.--------------------.---|----| D--------------|-6--4---4--6--6--4--6/9--6---|-3x-| A--------------|-----------------------------|----| E-7---6---5----|-----------------------------|----| Weenie.. .weenie, weenie, weenie! E----------------------------| B----Guitar 1----------------| G----------------------------| D-8--8----8h9--8h9--6--6-----| A----------------------------| E----------------------------| Make it go fast, In and out, Magical Pig Make it go fast, In and out, Magical Pig E----------------------------------------------------| B---------------.-------------------------.----------| G---------------7---7---------------------7---7------| D-----------------------9\-----------------------9\--| 2x A-5--5--5---------------------5---5------------------| E----------7~~~----------------------7\--------------| Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts...Fire Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts...Fire E---------------------------------------------------------| B------------------------D--D-U-D--D-D----D--D-U-D--D-D---| G---------------------------------------------------------| 2x D-----------.---.--------9--9-9-9--9-9\---9--9-9-9--9-9\--| A-------.---5---7---9\---9--9-9-9--9-9\---9--9-9-9--9-9\--| E-5--5--7----------------7--7-7-7--7-7\---7--7-7-7--7-7\--| Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa E---------------------------------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------12------12------12--------| G--------------------------------------9/11----9/11----9/11----9p7----| 4x D-------9--7~~~9--7~~~9--------------------------------------------9--| A------------------------5b-------------------------------------------| E-7--7----------------------7--5--7-----------------------------------| SY BORG: What s a girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often? Wail a minute...I've got it...You're an Italian... What? You're Jewish? Love your nails.. You must be a Libra.... Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Yeah-eah, Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh (Yeah-eah-eah) See the chrome (Yeah-eah), Feel the chrome (Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh) (Yeah-eah-eah) Touch the chrome (Yeah-eah), Heal the chrome (Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh) (Yeah-eah-eah) See the screaming, Hot black steaming, Iridescent naugahyde python screaming Steam Roller!...Yeah-eah, Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh (Yeah-eah-eah) Yeah-eah, Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh (Yeah-eah-eah) Yeah-eah, Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh (Yeah-eah-eah) Yeah-eah, Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh (Yeah-eah-eah) Yeah-eah, Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh (Yeah-eah-eah) Yeah-eah E----------------------------------------------| B----------------------------------------------| G-4---4-------------4---4------------4---------| 10x D-4---4-------------4---4---4---6p4------6--4--| A-2---2----4b6r4~~~-2---2----------------------| E----------------------------------------------| (Fade Out)