Uno, dos, tres, cuatro
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Verse1
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
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did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
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and ask you to fellate him and stick a finger or two in his ass
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Chorus
        He seems like a            total asshole
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        grandpa is a                total fucking asshole
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        who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his 
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    ass?              he rubs his dick in broken glass
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Verse2
When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
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did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?
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