('Scuse me girl, I know it's a bit embarrasing but I just noticed some tan lines on your shirt there) See I reckon You're about an 8 or a 9, Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time. That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice, Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high. But there's just one thing thats really really, Really really annoying me about you you see. Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit, But my gosh don't you just know it. I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit But my gosh don't you know it So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard, I was waiting in the queue looking at the board Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford When I noticed out the corner of my eye looking toward my direction Your eyes locked on my course I couldn't cocentrate on what I wanted to order, Which lost me my place in the queue I waited for YEAH I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit But my gosh don't you know it Whoa! Leave it out Are you smoking crack or something? Leave it out Mike just leave it just leave it We cannot have that behavior in this establishment S'not worth it mike, just leave it Don't Touch Me, S'not Worth it Don't Touch Me, D, Look I'm Allright Don't Touch Me For a while there I was thinking - yeah but what if? Picturin' myself pullin with bare white hot wit Snarin you as you were standing there opposite Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing Was clokin onyo you too yeah I had to admit That yeah yeah you are fit, And yeah I do want it, But I stop sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks I'm not trying to pull you Even thogh I would like to I think you are relly fit You're fit But my gosh don't you know it Now, I bashed my head hard earlier two to the brew But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue I didn't want to bowl over or geezer an rude Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you Well let me tell you see yes yes you are really rude And rude as in good I knew this as you stood in queue But I just did not wanna give this satisfaction to you I'm not trying to pull you Even though i would like to I think you are really fit You're fit But my gosh don't you know it Oy, just as you started to make your big advance With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand I was like nah, I can't even thogh you look grand But you look sharp there smilin hard suggesting and Gleaming away with your hearty hearty lookin tan But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan You walked towards my path but you just brushed right past And into the arms of that fucking white shirted man I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit But my gosh don't you know it Oh what do I give a fuck I've got a girlfriend anyway (whoa, we,ve all had a drink mate) We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few fair play i got this stella I bombed from that last cafe This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay I did fancy you a bit though yeah I must say I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display But this is just another case of female stop and play On otherwise a total result of a holiday I'm not trying to pull you even thogh I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit But my gosh don't you know it Ha ha ha You're fit you're fit but you know it You're fit but you knw it I think I'm goin to fall over I think I'm goin to fall Fuck you dale