You can do anything you want As long as it makes sense You can do anything you want As long as it makes sense What a long haul it's been My old and trusted friend Don't think I'm being mean Just can't find the words to send (?) You didn't betray a sign Not a tremble of the lip In life were all duffels chum Of all wisdom this is the sum You can't fool me Dennis You can't fool me Dennis You can't fool me Dennis No, you can't fool me Dennis You can do anything you want As long as it makes sense You can do anything you want As long as it makes sense Remember those barmy days Through a rose-tinted haze Pal, you weren't a cypher Pal, you were a man! All the students drove a van Well, it always pays to be brave From the cradle to the brave When the cat be friended the mouse There wasn't a dry eye in the house You can't fool me Dennis You can't fool me Dennis You can't fool me Dennis You can't fool me Dennis You can't fool me Dennis You can't fool me Dennis You can't fool me Dennis No, you can't fool me Dennis I know there's something a miss You can't fool me Dennis Knock me in a cocked hat You always played with a straight bat I know, I know, I know, I know...