Uno, dos, tres, cuatro e|--2---0---2---0-------------------------------------------------------------| B|----3---3---3---3-3---3/5--2---2--------------------------------------------| G|--------------------0--------2---3------------------------------------------| D|--0---0---0---0-------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------0---0--------------------------------------------| E|------------------3---3-----------------------------------------------------| Verse1 When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you? e|--2---0---2---0-------------------------------------------------------------| B|----3---3---3---3-3---3/5--2---2--------------------------------------------| G|--------------------0--------2---3------------------------------------------| D|--0---0---0---0-------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------0---0--------------------------------------------| E|------------------3---3-----------------------------------------------------| did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes e|--2---0---2---0-------------------------------------------------------------| B|----3---3---3---3-3---3/5--2---2--------------------------------------------| G|--------------------0--------2---3------------------------------------------| D|--0---0---0---0-------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------0---0--------------------------------------------| E|------------------3---3-----------------------------------------------------| and ask you to fellate him and stick a finger or two in his ass e|--2---0---2---0-------------------------------------------------------------| B|----3---3---3---3-3---3/5--2---2--------------------------------------------| G|--------------------0--------2---3------------------------------------------| D|--0---0---0---0-------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------0---0--------------------------------------------| E|------------------3---3-----------------------------------------------------| Chorus He seems like a total asshole e|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--3---3---3---3----2---2---2---2--------------------------------------------| G|----0---0---0---0----2---2---2---0------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--3---3---3---3----0---0---0---0--------------------------------------------| grandpa is a total fucking asshole e|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--3---3---3---3----2---2---2---2--------------------------------------------| G|----0---0---0---0----2---2---2---0------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--3---3---3---3----0---0---0---0--------------------------------------------| who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his e|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--3---3---3---3----2---2---2---2--------------------------------------------| G|----0---0---0---0----2---2---2---0------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--3---3---3---3----0---0---0---0--------------------------------------------| ass? he rubs his dick in broken glass e|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--3---3---3---3-----2-------------------------------------------------------| G|----0---0---0---0-----------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--3---3---3---3-----0-------------------------------------------------------| e|--2---0---2---0-------------------------------------------------------------| B|----3---3---3---3-3---3/5--2---2--------------------------------------------| G|--------------------0--------2---3------------------------------------------| D|--0---0---0---0-------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------0---0--------------------------------------------| E|------------------3---3-----------------------------------------------------| e|--2---0---2---0-------------------------------------------------------------| B|----3---3---3---3-3---3/5--2---2--------------------------------------------| G|--------------------0--------2---3------------------------------------------| D|--0---0---0---0-------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------0---0--------------------------------------------| E|------------------3---3-----------------------------------------------------| Verse2 When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender? e|--2---0---2---0-------------------------------------------------------------| B|----3---3---3---3-3---3/5--2---2--------------------------------------------| G|--------------------0--------2---3------------------------------------------| D|--0---0---0---0-------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------0---0--------------------------------------------| E|------------------3---3-----------------------------------------------------| did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed? e|--2---0---2---0-------------------------------------------------------------| B|----3---3---3---3-3---3/5--2---2--------------------------------------------| G|--------------------0--------2---3------------------------------------------| D|--0---0---0---0-------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------0---0--------------------------------------------| E|------------------3---3-----------------------------------------------------|