I was down the local disco getting' off with this girl. Things were going really good, going really well. We was alone in a corner kissing and then I heard this bloke come up behind me and say: "Oi, thats my f*cking bird!!" Down the local disco eyeing-up some skirt She was giving-it all that, god she was a flirt She came up to me and said:" Do you wanna dance? " Well I thought this is it I'm in here with a chance Then this bloody gread big geezer said " 'ere mate thats my girl" Well I didn't want no trouble So I run like bloody hell Run like hell Run like hell Alone at a party pissed out of me head Well I don't know how I get there but I ended up in bed When I woke up in the morning I was alone no more But as I was getting dressed her boyfriend came in thru the door